Maple Adventures~

Think I’m getting off tumblr for tonight. I feel more guilty over someone else having a bad night because of me. Awesome.

velikiygosudar:

duntouchmymaple:

……..um, only if…you want to? /oh god all the awkwardness, he blushes even more trying to keep his gaze steady

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sovietmachine:

duntouchmymaple:

sovietmachine:

-He comes back quickly enough with what’s needed, bringing all the bread ingredients he can find, which, all things considered would make weird as fuck pancakes, unless you like them yeasty and seeded Canada- he doesn’t know pancake (or blinyi) etiquette.-

Here. Should be every is needing now.

Now show me how to make these things. 

/Phhhh oh Ivan, Matt will teach you the ways of pancakes. He laughs softly, Ivan’s mannerisms are kind of funny.

I will, this is something you need to make sure the measurements are right in. It’s not like stew. /He takes a large bowl, sifts the flour in, then sugar (shh he forgot that before) before dry stirring those.

You should write the amounts down, unless you have a good memory. The important thing is remembering the correct proportion of ingredients. You just need a little of this and that.~ /Matthew throws in the baking powder, baking soda and finally the sugar. It all gets mixed nicely in the bowl before any liquids go in.

You following?

-Teach him oh pancake practitioner.

He’s obviously trying to see the measurements the Canadian is making, though from the obvious squint he’s got going on it’s unlikely he’s getting much on that unless he decides to just shove his face into the display… Which he’s not going to do.

He is listening though, nodding and rubbing the bridge of his nose to ease himself out of his apparent ‘focusing’ face.- 

Is probably best to write them down- I have a good memory, but am usually busy, and will most likely not remember it.

-He’ll give a half-sheepish cough into his hand before looking into the bowl, a quick tap letting him know all the ingredients in the mix are dry ones.-

Is milk next to go in, or something else?

-He needs to know what hey may need to go and grab-

/The pancake lords are pleased/

We mix the wet ingredients separately first. So I need another bowl for the eggs, buttermilk and regular milk. /Matt can write the directions down in his spidery handwriting, the challenge is for Ivan to decipher it.

velikiygosudar:

duntouchmymaple:

Oh well……. /silent for a moment, feeling kind of silly for even say that

I mean….people can….have sex. /poker face

…/now it’s his turn for silence as he takes a moment to process that; excuse him, his brain kind of just froze

Sex…yes. Are you implicating that you wish for this with me? /not sure how he should take it since such forward notions are normally not sprung on him of all people

……..um, only if…you want to? /oh god all the awkwardness, he blushes even more trying to keep his gaze steady

velikiygosudar:

duntouchmymaple:

/giggles a little shyly, he didn’t usually feel so self conscious

Oh, I’ll make sure he behaves. And don’t apologize, I couldn’t let you bleed everywhere like that. /follows under the sheets, cheeks burning at the naughty thoughts that suddenly come up

It is comfy….good for doing a lot of things.

I would have eventually bandaged myself up if you did not wake up to tend to my wounds for me. /derisive snort which is therein followed by the raising of a brow at the latter statement

What exactly are you meaning by this? I think beds are simply good for sleeping, but feel free to enlighten me otherwise.

Oh well……. /silent for a moment, feeling kind of silly for even say that

I mean….people can….have sex. /poker face

velikiygosudar:

duntouchmymaple:

velikiygosudar:

duntouchmymaple:

Ah…..it’s weird… /has a feeling he knows why Kuma attacked….fml

/cleans the cuts and puts bandages on them, he felt bad man

It’s nothing, I mean my bear scratched you up…so I should make sure you don’t leave with any scars from him /laughs weakly, wow that wasn’t very funny….

…Hah. /as if a few more scars will matter; his body is littered in abrasions long weathered into his skin like engravings into stone

I do apologise for hitting him. It was a sudden gesture, but a bit rude of me. /he’s not one for animal cruelty usually, despite the…aa. Experiments of his government. He tries to shy away from those subjects as best he can.

Spasiba, spasiba. /swaggers to his feet and offers the Canadian a hand as the slightest trace of a smile tilts his lips

Shall we return to sleep?

Oh….he’ll be fine, just give him some space for now. I’ll have to talk with him later. /looks at the offered hand, then to Ivan, somehow the gesture is really endearing

…..y-yeah. Sleeping… /damn, he doesn’t really want to sleep right now but Matthew takes the other’s hand and they go back to the still warm bed

Perhaps you could even find out why he did such a thing and tell me so I can avoid it happening again later. /gives a grunt

Are you still tired? I should…aa. Apologise for waking you up. /even if he does not quite mean it, it was still a bit rude to do.

/anyways, grips that hand as he clambers back underneath the sheets and gets comfortable again

You have a surprisingly comfortable bed. /says this offhandedly

/giggles a little shyly, he didn’t usually feel so self conscious

Oh, I’ll make sure he behaves. And don’t apologize, I couldn’t let you bleed everywhere like that. /follows under the sheets, cheeks burning at the naughty thoughts that suddenly come up

It is comfy….good for doing a lot of things.

sovietmachine:

duntouchmymaple:

sovietmachine:

It is not like I picked up the trick of it Canada. You make it seem easy.

-His kitchen, all things considered, is pretty neat and tidy, though that’s more due to the ‘hired’ help than it is anything else.-

Da. I can get ingredients for you. Wait here… And stay here.

-He doesn’t even mask the warning in his tones. The last thing he needs is Matthew snooping around his home.-

Alright, I’ll be good and stay here.~ /He sits in a convenient chair, and quietly waits. Matt is a man of his word after all. :I

-He comes back quickly enough with what’s needed, bringing all the bread ingredients he can find, which, all things considered would make weird as fuck pancakes, unless you like them yeasty and seeded Canada- he doesn’t know pancake (or blinyi) etiquette.-

Here. Should be every is needing now.

Now show me how to make these things. 

/Phhhh oh Ivan, Matt will teach you the ways of pancakes. He laughs softly, Ivan’s mannerisms are kind of funny.

I will, this is something you need to make sure the measurements are right in. It’s not like stew. /He takes a large bowl, sifts the flour in, then sugar (shh he forgot that before) before dry stirring those.

You should write the amounts down, unless you have a good memory. The important thing is remembering the correct proportion of ingredients. You just need a little of this and that.~ /Matthew throws in the baking powder, baking soda and finally the sugar. It all gets mixed nicely in the bowl before any liquids go in.

You following?

DIEEEEE……

sovietmachine:

duntouchmymaple:

sovietmachine:

Any food sounds good- I can barely make stew.

-When he does get it right though, it’s pretty damn good… It’s just getting it right that seems to be the problem.

Obviously Matthew, you are the funniest muthafucker alive. Brags just has no sense of humour, that’s all-

Do not stick things on my ceiling. 

Don’t be so hard on yourself, no one starts out as a cook. /Looks around for the needed utensils, which seem to be neatly place.

Heh, I’ll try not to. You have ingredients to make bread right? We can use those and add some things in. /….believe it.

It is not like I picked up the trick of it Canada. You make it seem easy.

-His kitchen, all things considered, is pretty neat and tidy, though that’s more due to the ‘hired’ help than it is anything else.-

Da. I can get ingredients for you. Wait here… And stay here.

-He doesn’t even mask the warning in his tones. The last thing he needs is Matthew snooping around his home.-

Alright, I’ll be good and stay here.~ /He sits in a convenient chair, and quietly waits. Matt is a man of his word after all. :I